November 2008
DearIE6 - So Long →
India Pale Ale: #1 Tuatara #2 Three Boys #3 Epic
I think it might be Galcon time. What am I saying, it’s always Galcon time
Just went to the loo. The previous ocupant didn’t flush and left an empty roll of paper. This is the break down of civilisation
Shit faced at the Malthouse. Just another day in the big city
Cool, December 10 is a day off.
I have to go. Aperture needs my cpu. Be back when it’s done.
Why does the meat next to the bone taste so much nicer than the rest? They should engineer animals with more bones
Dolphins engage in anal and blowhole penetration
Twitter == 140 chars of misunderstanding.
Who ever it is who thinks Motocycles are the problem on the roads needs to be sat in my car right now
Don’t change lanes in intersections you dick
What are you doing that requires you to brake so hard when we are going this slowly?
There is a group on Flickr called “Thick legs and calves”
Going to give Tweetie a go. Not sure about the bubbles
iPhone 2.2 hasn’t fixed the ‘Mail ate my CPU’ bug
Brad Elterman - Photography →
“Expert warns up to 30 percent of car yards could close next year”. Not to worry, they can all get jobs as IT project managers.
Watching a couple of birds playing in the up draught. Looks like they’re having a lot of fun
Hey Australia, ha ha!
Why have they put barrier arms at each end of the Mt Vic tunnel?
OMG the twitter web site remembered me!
Would like to manage the Aperture team, just for a while.
Aperture, slayer of CPUs
Alex Fergusson needs to lay off the whiskey
Who is Keanu Reeves dating?
Why do all street names in Pheonix start with E?
Girl friend is eating mango dipped in fried shrimp paste
Vodafone bill just arrived in the mail. Any minute now I will get a text from them to say my bill couldn’t be delivered
Damn, I missed world toilet day! http://tinyurl.com/6brxo7
Of all the bone headed IT practices contract BAs is right up there on the stupid scale.
Got a great deal on a lens FTW Need a bigger camera bag Fail!
Really, really hate cleaning up other developers shit! If you’re gonna hack on a library at least learn what your fucking hacking on!
Amazed, and a little annoyed at how often linux servers need patching.
Ah, drop on the icon to open, nice. So what’s the menu command for?
Menial Base can’t open it’s own files, or any other sql. What a great big pile of fucking FAIL! http://menial.co.uk/software/base/
I’m currently mucking about with some domains so I’m likely to break this. Standby.
I have qualified for a gold card. How the fuck did that happen!?
Give Up and Use Tables →
We’ve scientifically determined the maximum amount of time that you should need to make a layout work in CSS: it’s 47 minutes. When your time is up, we’ll even give you the table code you need. Take three minutes to build a table. And ten minutes to get a donut. Bill the client for an hour. Done.
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