January 2010
Absolutely fucking sensational. My tongue is having a orgasm. http://yfrog.com/4fm2yhj
I haven’t driven a car for over a year.
Hyper cat a just licked my latte cup clean. Oh noes!
I met @twelveplusone last night. Slightly freaked that people recognize me in public. It must be the distinctive shape of my left ear.
I’m pleased to see Guy Richie got his balls back in the divorce settlement. #sherlockholmes
RT @TVNZNews: How Bizarre’s Pauly Fuemana dies in Auckland after a short illness - http://bit.ly/ay8D1I
Huge moon
Putting your money into special effects would be a good investment.
Will you people stop bitching about the weather.
Pro tip: Try turning the tap to HOT before you spend half an hour trying to figure out why there is no hot water.
Mitsubishi Evo wedding cars.
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One year ago today I left Chch ICU and was transferred to Burwood Spinal Unit.
Spoke too soon. My glass couldn’t handle @epicbeer Armageddon, it committed suicide all over my dinner. http://yfrog.com/3nsaryj
Awesome food and drink http://yfrog.com/at7mmj
Awesome evening http://yfrog.com/1eabicj
It’s an @epicbeer evening. http://yfrog.com/1eer2hj
Why are IT project managers such dick heads?
The latest Birdbrain update is very cool, especially the non-reciprocating stuff. In other news, I hate you all.
Wow, Botox is expensive!
Oh no! I can’t find any chocolate!
What ever happened to Bo Derek?
RT @diveintomark: “The Adobe Flash plugin … degraded the performance of the browser to the point where it didn’t meet our standards.” …
“High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead.” Christopher Morley
Dear Safari Webpage Preview Fetcher, can I have my computer back please. thnxby
It doesn’t look like cleaning the espresso machines drip tray once a month is often enough.
#eeewwwwwww
RT @IdiotAppReviews: has a few from MTVs ‘Hope for Haiti Now’ app… siiiiigh, try not to get worked up? http://twitpic.com/107b7z http: …
RT @terrcin: amazed at how many techie people are loudly hating the iPad. Geeks at a non-geek mass-market product launch will get you t …
RT @stuartcurran: If our leaders are products of a broken society how can they have any interest in fixing the source of their success?
Just pre-ordered my iPad. Delivery to be advised.
$9.99 for iWork on iPad. Way to fuck the software industry Apple.
Bogans are humans too, you fucking snobs.
Brushes.app on iPad will be very cool
RT @majicDave: My grandparents have been reading up on the iPad all morning, and will be first in line to pick one up.
Snow Leopards Quicktime player is a UI disaster.
Maps without gps is only half useful.
John Meyer is a jerk.
RT @EpicBeer: http://twitpic.com/102mbm - Armageddon Auckland #42DaysofEpicArmageddon
Did someone say crunchpad? NO? OK then.
RT @br3nda: @timbray clouds are these things that block the Sun ….
Can’t bring myself to watch the Jonny Ives video.
Thunderstorm over Wairarapa
@chrisnoble_nz , 7:25pm last evening.